An amusing series of text messages I got from a security guard at a local restaurant who must have gotten my number from someone:
7:54 AM
Dear.SHelby,PLs, accept my note. the first day eyes set on immediately i fell love with you deepest bottom of m heart.
7:55 AM
PLS,DO nt’ hesitate to contacte me if y need additional information
I have yet to read all of your entries, but I found it fascinating already
TOM!!!!!
HELP!!!!!
TOM!!!!
Roger